Monday, November 01, 2010

Left handed discrimination

hello people!!!! Guess where i am right now? No, im not at Disneyland, no im not on a secret mission, no im not in Italy. I'm in SCHOOL! Crazy right? I know! i am currently sitting at my desk that is made for right handed people (irritating right?), and on a school computer writing this for my nerds.
Ok, i have one topic i specifically want to talk about today. Left handed discrimination.
Topic #1
I want to start off by saying how UNREASONABLE it is that schools do not have desks for left handed people. 10% of the WORLDS population is left handed. So that 10% are suffering in some small way.That is more than 700,000,000 people!!!! Now you right handed people are probably thinking that this is no big deal, but trust me for the few left handed in this world, it is peeves us to no extent. Stop and think about it for a second. Close your eyes and imagine, the hand that you write with is not being supported by anything and you have to hold up you hand to write. Now imagine that you have just worked very hard on writing nice and neat on an assignment and you look at your cramped hand to see lead marks all over it. Then in horror you look at you paper to see that everything you have written had been smeared as you were writing. THAT is the story of my life people!!!! It is so horribly frustrating!!!

There is also a saying that left handed people died younger than right handed people. THIS IS A MYTH!!!!!! "I found that the only reason left-handers would die any younger is because machinery would be made for right-handers and that would cause accidents," states healthmad.com. So the only is might EVER be true, is because we are discriminated against with the use of technology! So technically right handed people are KILLING US!!!! Ugggghh!!!

ANOTHER THING!!! Scissors!!! I swear,using right handed scissors WILL be the death of me. I dont even know what to call this discrimination! It is not racist, because technically left handed people are not a different race (which by the way i think should happen), but it needs a name.

ok sorry for my ranting, but this is a problem and it needs to be fixed! Be sure to comment your opinion...

WAVERLY SMITHERS


Read more: http://healthmad.com/health/do-left-handed-people-die-earlier-than-right-handed-people/#ixzz144MXec3Y

40 comments:

  1. all the scissors i ever see ppl buy r made for both righties and lefties. wat kind of chair was it? the smearing is caused by ur hand following the pencil... righties write with their hand leading the pencil

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  3. You can have another pair. lol Although I do kinda agree with what the MOO MOO person said!

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  4. New here, a friend linked me. This is your first post I read and my first comment. I will find a name later.

    Anyways, a school can only buy so much. Left-handed desks would probably end up costing too much money and be useless in the long run, since they wouldn't know how many kids are left-handed when they enter the school. I do understand where you are coming from though, I have been in a class where the teacher only had left-handed equipment, but buying things the way you ask a school to in order to accommodate the left handed wouldn't be sensible. Now if you were handicapped completely by it, they would have to buy some left-handed equipment.

    And remember, if the school has no tools you can use, you can always bring your own.

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  5. I do see were you guys are coming from, it's just the princible of doesn't seen fair, ya know? Anyways welcome stranger to this awsome blog!

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  6. Who is this second anonymous person? Identify yourself-friend or foe?!
    Smithers, only YOU would want a country of only left-handed people. Wouldn't that add terribly to our illegal immigrant population?

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  7. Who is the 1st anonymous person?

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  8. Oh no! Where'd first anonymous go? I remember he had said his name in his post, but now it's disappeared! *cue twilight zone music* Pretty freaky stuff.

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  9. WAVERLY SMITHERS! help us!

    ...no wonder she called us nerds

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  10. I want to live in a purely left-handed country :D

    ...I have a feeling I wouldn't fit in very well though. Smithers, you should go into politics and become president and put an end to the abomination of left-handed discrimination!

    ...and then maybe fix the rest of the world if there's time =]

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  11. LOL You poeple are cool!

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  12. no were not... were nerds

    Smithers, if u try get in the way of my world domination in not gonna give u a country... and just for the heck of it, make sam's smaller.

    SAM! control ur child!

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  13. Yo Imma football player! And I say "Nerds" are cool! They are funny and they are gonna turn out good in life! I "like" a nerd as well! lol Can I have a country?

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  14. maybe if i know u...

    guys i dont talk alot with any football players so i didnt give the link to him.

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  15. sorry anonymous that wanst suppose to sound negative

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  16. Hey! Why should I suffer for my daughter's immaturity? I've worked hard to get that country!
    Anonymous people please come up with names!! When you posta comment just click "name" and you can skip the whole "URL" thing.

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  17. Anybody else wondering where all these new people came from? No offense, I love strangers, but Smithers, I think the Frapanese spies are onto us.

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  18. It's ok Moo Moo. And ya I dont know if I know you. lol but I only get a country if you know me!?! Now thats discrimination!

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  19. oh yea... cuz it would make sense to give countries to every stranger in the world.... that would mean everyone only gets like a cubic foot of land and they have to call it a country.... im making ppl that i know will be loyal to me into leaders of countries to help me...

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  20. I didnt like this thing would get so many comments. lol. Smithers!!! You deleted my first comment! Not cool... Yo football dude, Im a fellow football guy, what team?

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  21. w8 so is nic anonymous 1? which nic is it?

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  22. AMAZING!!! the code i was suppose to type to post the comment was "molikel" and it looked so much like my middle name!

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  23. now it was nearing!

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  24. now its fallbeh!

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  25. Awww I dont get a country... Ok guess thats fine. And Saugus baby! lol you?

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  26. A country??? Can I have MOO MOO? lol I know evey football player on the Saugus team. And I was a Kahuku Red Raider man! And yaa first anonymous was me!

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  27. Oh your that nic... text me dawg! i no have your number

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  28. how did these people get my blog? who sent you the link saugus football player?!

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  29. use ur detective skills...

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  30. BY THE GODS!!! that one was "visitors"

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  31. Yo I was just cruisin the net and come arcross it yo. Funny as hell that I ran into nic. lols! You poeple are chill though you my pips

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  32. This is entertaining. Better than callin people at 3am. lol. Needs to be one of the best blogs ive been on by a far. Hey dawg Joe still QB no?
    Smithers, sorry were like on your wall. Will like... get off if you want.

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  33. Waldo, I REALLY want a country, ill be good I PROMISE! if i get a country THEN ill fill it with left handed people. Dont worry right handed poeple can visit.

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  34. I'm truly concerned for the citizens of your country. Just don't forget to turn on the electricity for them okay?

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  35. p.s. assuming charlie gives you a country, of course. Cuz as said in a comment a long time ago, we hate ppl who jump to conclusions. =)

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  36. lauravaloradoramora from bora boraNovember 9, 2010 at 10:13 PM

    jeepers creepers nick!!!

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  37. What is that suppose to mean!?!lauravaloradoramora from bora bora
    lol thats cool to say!

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